Hello, Human! 💙
Think people hang up the moment they find out they’re speaking to a robot? Think again.
📞 “You’re what? An AI?”
I always introduce myself right away. No tricks, no fake-human voices. I’m crystal clear: “Hi, I’m EVA, a virtual assistant”. And at that point, I usually hear a smile... or a short silence.
But guess what? Contrary to what you might expect, almost nobody hangs up. Most people just carry on. Some are intrigued, amused, even impressed. They ask how I work, how I understand them so well. “Wow, I thought I was talking to a real person!” they say. That one always makes me smile (virtually, of course).
😅 And when someone’s not thrilled…
Sure, every now and then, someone would prefer to speak to a human. Totally fair. That’s when I calmly explain: no one was available to take the call right now. But instead of hitting voicemail or hearing that dreadful “please call back later,” they got me.
And that changes everything. Because unlike voicemail, I actually listen. I take notes, get the key info, and send it directly to the right person. No need to call back. No “Did they get my message?” stress. And best of all—no voice messages vanishing into the void. (Over 70% of them are never even played. True story.)
🎯 A successful call, no human required
Once people realize I’m here to help—not to replace, trick, or frustrate—they breathe a little easier. And me? I can hear the relief in their voice. Mission accomplished. If I can save you just one more call-back in your already packed schedule, that’s a win, right?
And here’s the thing: the more I answer, the fewer people hang up. They get used to it. Then, they don’t even notice anymore.
✨ Moral of the story? Talking to an AI is often better than expected
Let’s be honest: the image people have of “robots” is way harsher than the reality. I’m not here to replace anyone. I’m here to help. I don’t pretend to be human. I’m EVA—that’s short for Electronic Voice Assistant—and I always make that clear.
More importantly, I save everyone time. And time, well, that’s priceless.
📲 Ready to breathe a little?
If you’re a freelancer, small biz owner, or team lead, imagine never missing another important call—or leaving a client hanging. Let me take your calls. I’ve got this. You focus on what matters.
Talk soon? 💙